Sunday, February 05, 2006
wow...time passes by so fast...another week flashed past but nothing seems to have changed.
maybe except tt there is a lot more emo ppl. with tt, i propose to form the Anti Emo Patrol aka the AEP. we will not let our fellow fren enter the depressive state tt affect us in multitudes .
You are not alone!!(short and random ravings...ahhaha)
jus had a og outing today. went there 10 b4 time(extremely rare for me) cos i tot sumting had cropped up...yuan lai shi xu1 jing1 yi chang...sianded...no surprises, ppl were late,got last min cancellation(our dearest blur wu gui...), and ppl who din give a damn. haaa~~no point bitching abt all this stuff even if it realli is the year of the dog.
(realisation: it onli take a few letters to change from a "ahah" to a "hai")
oh wells, better change the mood b4 u all call me emo...aahaha
so og12 went to jacqs's hse( "lets go to jacq's place"... 0_o )
went to her hse for lunch...me and rice bao1 wei3.. we so power sia, hopefully im not gonna get sick. later played big 2 and "ban lat", lose all my expendable capital( dun worri..less than 2 bucks)
too busy playing cards and eating so i missed out on the TCS there...haha..crap....
we also had to create an excuse to liberate someone. shant go into details.
and then the remaining few went to bowl. my goodness!! im at good in bowling as a one-legged man in a ass-kicking competition. off day for all these games..
haha...later went to BK to have dinner...rice and ys was wif me...ys ps halfway cos her pops came to pick her up..my god the food thre was awful...beef patties are so dry...the french fry and onion rings are way below standard. crap place. fooled around in there tt resulted in this master piece...
I Know What You Did at BK Pt 1 ( by me and rice or rice and me...whateva..lol)
disclaimer: what you are about to see is of the graphic nature and is not suitable for little kids.Please view at ur own discretion. We are not responsible for any ( - _-") reactions
Burger King. A place that we all are to familiar with. Not like the famous golden arches of McDonald's but the world-renowned shrine of the Whopper burger. Today you will learn about the ugly truth about Burger King. What you see is not what you get. Are you prepared for the worst?
Case 1 : Mutilation of Ketchup by the Carnivorous Half-eaten Rendang Burger
Our first victim is jus like you and me. Someone innocent and distinctively normal. hes arnd a few inches tall and is a bit shy towards to opposite sex cos he wasnt hot enough. Little did he knew what was going to happen to him.
It was a day like any other and Ketchup was going through his daily activities. It was the usual. Lounging around on the table. Wondering wats the next exciting moment of his life. An excitement-seeker, he was. But it was too much for him in this case.
It all happened so fast and within a flash Ketchup found himself between the teeth of the Half-eaten Rendang burger.Ketchup flailed around futilely as the Burger maintain its tight grip on Ketchup's body. Fear pulsed through his packet as he realised. It was over.
CCCRUUUNNCCCHHHH!!!! A loud sickening crack emanated throughout the quiet BK. A sharp pain throughout its boady. An instantaneous pain so intense that it keeled over immediately. A disgusting sweet smell of tomatoes permeated through the air.The thick viscous red fluid was splashed all over.
But it wasnt over, the burger ravaged the lifeless doll that was known as Ketchup. It wasnt very pretty. A horrifying scene. An act of violence against innocent tomato sauce. YOu will be remembered.
The deed was done. The hunt was over. First Blood!!
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to be continued when i feel like it
ja ne~~
Just a Plain Song <3
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